Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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