But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Randomize
