I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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