just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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