I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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