meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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