Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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