my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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