How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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