i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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