I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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