yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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