I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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