well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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