just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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