Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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