jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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