That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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