Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
