She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Bring me that man meat
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Randomize
