my room smells like sperm. sweet.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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