I could make wine with my vomit
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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