first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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