He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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