@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
