halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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