I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
smell my finger.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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