So drunk, too bad you don't want this
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I look better un-naked...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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