do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Boobs are out for the taking
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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