I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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