You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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