hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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