I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just blew my weed a kiss
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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