What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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