So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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