those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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