went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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