So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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