Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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