Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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