so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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