stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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