the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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