I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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