sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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