I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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