can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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