# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
