he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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