Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think my tv is drunk
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
